I was about to leave a snarky comment about her being sad she wrote 50 Shades, but that book made her a very wealthy person, so I doubt she's upset over that.

Thankfully this was *before* I got ready, but it was humiliating. I was a ball of nerves on my wedding day (aren't we all?) and had only coffee in my system during my hair appointment. One of my bridesmaids drove with me to my parents' house where I was getting ready, and I let one slip. Only it wasn't just a cute…

Not even terrible but (entire story NSFW)......Two days before my wedding, I got my period. My period is usually fairly well behaved- first day heavy, tapers off fairly quickly, lasts about 4 days total, move on with life. Not this time. We arrived in Vegas (Vegas wedding for the win) and had sex which made our hotel…

See? If she continues to stay off twitter and just makes more goddamn music all will be well. Boss.

She acts like she's twenty five because she uses tampons. Best line ever.

For me, Mad Men is like a storytelling prism more than almost any other show or movie I can think of. Watched a certain way, or in a certain mood, it's Don Draper's story. But turn it just a little bit an it becomes Dick Whian's story. But then it seems so obvious that it's Peggy Olsen's story and no one else's. Until…

The problem with the depiction of teen girls on TV is down to two things:

Best commenter of this site, hands down

Especially coming from this expired jar of mayo, he needs to look in mirror and not some delusional mirror that tells him he fairest one of all.

I'm so truly, completely, fucking sick of the myth of false equivalence. What is not to get here? Oral sex for women is not the same as oral sex for men. Most men will get off solely from penetrative sex. Most women will not. Therefore oral sex, (or some other form of stimulation) is necessary for most women to…

What is this picture. She is beautiful but this is what I look like at a 4am trying to get someone to buy me drinks.

I knew a guy in college who never went to this one class. Around the time the midterm is coming up, he goes to his section. At the end, he asks the TA when the midterm is again. She says, "Tu..." and he's thinking "Tuesday," but what actually comes out is "Two o'clock."

He and his friend have done no reading and gone…

This isn't really dumb, but I was at my finest and sneakiest as a third grader when I would get this weird rash from the cold Winter air outside (idk, still happens, v odd) so I would go to the nurse for Benadryl after recess.

Benadryl has never made me sleepy, but since they knew that was a potential side-effect my…

My brother: "I can't afford to fly out to see Dad this summer, because we really need to buy new patio furniture."

The first time I was buying weed, I didn't know what to do. The dealer told me to come over to his apartment, and I assumed that we would exchange weed/money at the door. Instead, he started leading me through a dark, scary hallway and down the stairs into his place. I stammered something like "Oh, I've never been…