#humblebrag

This is a really weird way to announce you're Hillary's new speech writer, Erin.

Rihanna is such a fucking queen even the women are fighting over her. SLAY. You know you've got it when goddess Naomi Campbell is putting it on the line for you. But who can blame her when they create this kind of fucking MAGIC together?

Favorite Amy Schumer bit, anyone?

Jason was so cute before he went on the "Hollywood Diet."

I fucking LOVE AMY SCHUMER.

"By day I was this sort of mild mannered kid who nobody really saw. And by night I was listening to Charlie Parker and John Coltrane and Freddie King and Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton,"

My 56 year old straight white father who lives in rural Wisconsin introduced me, gay girl living in Chicago, to this show in the first season. If all you take from it is that it takes place in NYC, then you are missing the funny parts.

We need for Abbi to have more oral surgeries.

Trey fucking a floatie whale in a pool. What more does one need?

how do you not have a clear as shit mental picture

this is great

The first step to recognizing that you have a problem is to admit it to yourself, so, here it goes.

I would have sex with Kanye West 500 times a day. I find his absolute delusion about himself (along with his physical appearance) incredibly attractive.

Hi. I make bad choices in life.

I think Kim looks more like one of those Dark Crystal geldings.