North West is Everything.

I am spending my night similarly .... with my old lady and long islands.

Two of my kittehs say, "Happy Valentine's Day!"

That's fine. Just don't do what I do, and drunk-cut your bangs.

How about cunnilingus so good it makes sparks fly out of her pussy?

Remember folks, if you're gonna take a picture in the bathtub, the water better not be cold, because shrinkage is a thing.

When I was 14 or 15, I participated in a summer live-in college prep program at the local university. There were, IIRC, 125 other high-school kids, along with a dozen or so staff and instructors. At the beginning of the program, they distributed a whole lot of paperwork that most people never read, including a list of…

"Yes Mash, YES. That Wedding Cake came straight to me; I verified the seal; put it on the kosher cart and brought it directly here- to you. Like always."

technically, this wasn't a lie, more of a deception, but here goes. I was born in another country but went to university in Australia. Because I didn't have permanent residency status, I was on a student visa, I was only allowed to work 20 hours a week. My classes started, and I was desperate to find a job. My savings…

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

Shit, she's only 24?? What Am I Doing With My Liiiiiiiife??

What it says about our generation is that we've had to put up with an unconscionable level of nonsense.

My super awesome mom, after years of working as a successful independent consultant, recently accepted a job as an executive/c-suite level employee at a financial firm. She is the only woman executive. During her first week, another executive told her part of her duties would be to cover the phones when the…

Now I want next week's Pop the Question to be declined proposals. Shoes and Valentine's Day weddings are all well and good, but I need some more schadenfreude.

DSK was my professor when I studied in Paris...and not to kick a man that's "down" sort to speak, but I don't think one single of his students is surprised/shocked by any of this.

"He added, too, that at the time he'd been under a huge amount of stress heading the IMF"

This is the love child of Seth Rogen and James Franco.