Dear god, do I love this show. I love it almost too much. I cried when I realized I had watched the last episode last season.

I love this show. I need more Lincoln/Hannibal Buress making and eating a whole cake.

i love them for that reason. they're very raw. they're honest and intelligent and see through people's bullshit but they're dumb about being honest and intelligent and see through people's bullshit

"George Bush doesn't care about Black people" or "It ain't Ralph tho" wouldnt have happened with that rough draft.…

Azealia gives me Kanye feels. Like I hear you, yas I get you, but also could you maybe sit down for a second and like idk get a rough draft together?

can't stop laughing at "Igloo Australia"

I'm Butthead-chuckling at this.

A WHOLE ALBUM TO PUT ON MY "BUMPING UGLIES*" PLAYLIST?!?

I wonder whether this will become a socially acceptable answer women can give as to why they don't want to/have children: "Because I can't afford to". Because aside from the fact I just don't want children anyway, as a single woman on a secure but low income, it's definitely one of the key reasons why if I did, god…

I always find it funny he has exactly the same ass as his dad (in Breaking the Waves) and his brother (in Vikings) but with a bit more weight work.

I could watch this one scene all day...

A fun tool that you can lose hours playing with is the Social Security Administration's archive of which names were the most popular in which years. It goes back decades and decades.

The only reason I'm interested in this at all is because Marti Noxon produced and wrote a lot Buffy and Mad Men episodes, which I like. But I'm probably not interested enough to actually watch.

"I'm still unsure what to do" — I love it when stories of spiritual journeying end in the same BS in which they started. No "Eat, Pray, Love" here. Fuck spiritual journeys. Things were, and remain muddy as hell. It's the way of the future.

why can't you be both a career woman and one who likes pretty things and has a fantasy party planned? What other event in your adult life allows you to go nuts with flowers, fantasy gowns, professional lighting, ect? For some people it is just fun to think and plan and look. It doesn't have to mean something deep and…

I waited on her and some friends a number of years ago (she was in NOLA working on a movie; maybe the one with James Gandolfini). There were five of them, all giggly and goofy and comfortable with each other, going outside to smoke in the break between courses. All in all, very pleasant folks, just a bunch of kids on…

This year is the very worst. I have been run out of Ferguson because my house is right next to the fires. I am crashing on an air mattress three hours away with my two dogs at my mother's house, a woman I try to limit my encounters with to twice a year at best for various reasons. Some highlights from yours truly, the…

Re: Chess Pie. I have not had this, but I beg to differ that this is a the sugariest sugar pie that has ever sugared. I give you, the Québec staple: sugar pie! It literally consists of brown sugar, corn syrup, maple syrup, butter, lard and sometimes raisins or pecans (but rarely, mostly just different variations of…

One Thanksgiving, my teeth were just starting to come in. I was miserable and crying. My material grandmother, a lovely and tiny woman from Ireland, decided the best thing for me was to rub whiskey on my gums. Unfortunately, she didn't realize my paternal grandfather, an ex-Navy Italian from Queens, was doing the same…

BAHAHAHAHA! I saw this on FB this morning, and was afraid to click "like" because it ends up in everyone's newsfeed, like the other day, when I clicked "like" on a clip of a woman shoplifting a bottle of booze *in her vagina.* My husband brought me his phone and said, "Honey? What's this?" Hope my aunties enjoyed…