Changing your mind =/= being a hypocrite

It's the result of Kim's fake eyelashes falling off and becoming sentient.

"Anastasia."
"Christian."

BRIMSG!

If you're gonna go rugged, you better go all the damn way.

Remember that time the ice cream cone killed the dad?

This explains a lot about her wardrobe issues. Clearly, she was not made for clothes. Look at her ! Wowie Zowie! For reals!

I think she look really hot. She looks happy. And the shaming about her posing nude because *gasp*!!! she is a mother, makes me sad. She looks good. And oily.

This is the entire reason Facebook was created. Fortify yourself with alcohol, search stealthily, and report back.

My boyfriend in high school who I thought was the love of my life banged his sister. And she got pregnant.

Judy Collins, I Think It's Going to Rain Today. My mom introduced me to it when I was around 12 and at my most melodramatic and self-pitying, and it's remained my go-to melancholy song ever since.

I listened to this on repeat for an hour after a particularly harsh Valentine's Day.

Their goddamn smugness. "Oooh, it's 6 in the morning and I'm so happy to be alive, unlike you, who is either (a) unwillingly dragging her ass to work, for which she is late, or (b) up all night after too much drinking/drugs/bad decision making/Netflix/more than one of the above," they seem to say. Birds are very…

THIS.

This was a hard read because our Great Dane passed away in the spring & it still hurts like a motherfucker. We struggled with what to do in regards to euthanasia but I'm grateful fate intervened before we had to pull the trigger. Indigo was the sweetest boy, with a heart as big as he was but he suffered from DM. It…

Buffy people? Remember how no one could remember that Ben was Glory and Glory, Ben? I had to hear the rape allegations 3 times before they stuck. My mind wanted to reject the whole concept, even though I'm all for outing and punishing rapists

Also more Kate because I walked through them filming this summer NO BIG DEAL I MAY BE IN A SCENE.

I once upended a Monopoly board like I was Teresa Guidice hurling a table and screamed, "NO FAIR YOU'RE A REAL ESTATE BROKER" at a boyfriend before storming out of the room to sulk. I was probably 25 or so? Yeah. It/I was adorable.

On Taylor Swift: "great gowns, beautiful gowns"

I can't help but love Kim. She's the absolute personification of that part of every little girl that forces her entire family to watch impromptu dance/singing/speaking/acting performances every time there are more than 3 people in the house. But it's real life for her, and she gets paid millions for it. Sometimes I…