In Austin. On 6th St. On Halloween night. You will see plenty. It is a shitshow.

FYI, they're also streaming Reznor and Ross's soundtrack on NPR Music. Thumbs up.

But that's the best part of the book, hating every single character. I cannot remember another book that filled me with so much loathing for so many people, I had to read to the end just because you want to make sure that nothing good happens to any of them. I think it's a special skill as a writer to be able to…

Raccoon Dogs are called Tanuki in Japan, and there is a long history of art showing them using their humongous nutsacks for, well just about anything you can think of.

Don't you dare insult Clinton Kelly in this house.

#1 Literally pitches a tent. Result!

This clutch is what I imagine Gossamer (yes from Looney Tunes)'s vagina looks like. Just saying.

NOOOOOO! I know my Kardashian love is unpopular, but I always feel a little pang when people who've been together for really long break up. I actually always thought that was the one admirable thing about them. They've been together for AGES! I'm not surprised though. Bruce is probably pleased as Punch.

Surgery aside, let's see if you're the person you used to be almost 40 years from now. :)

No, it just means they have another story line. I imagine the next season will consist of Kris going on cougar adventures.

One of my first full-time jobs was at this incredibly busy hotel kitchen in Rotorua (NZ). We had a bunch of chefs and one of them was this French chef with a really bad temper, he took special delight in terrorizing the dishwashers. The hardest working, worst paid of the staff (aside from the laundry staff, those…

For real, fuck eye contact - working as a host/maître d' at a restaurant is the fastest way to see into someone's soul (double points if that restaurant is in Manhattan). You can tell everything you need to know about a person by how they act when they're being seated by a stranger/trained professional.

If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more."

In light of these recent findings, I've just conducted my own study. Here's what I have so far:

These kind of studies give me mixed emotions because I realize they are speaking in generalizations, but I've never fit the stereotypical female profile on this one. Then I went and married a man who doesn't fit the male profile. Although I remember things from my childhood in great detail, I'm actually a total…

also if kanye was my teacher i would cry every class with thankfulness to our lord and savoir. bc there's no way he can filter himself so every class would be a dream.

I neeeeedddd to be in Professor Yeezy Class ! I already know the title of the first class lecture:

I don't know if I want to get high from my pizza... I wanna get high, then get ravenous, and then eat a pizza. If I eat a pizza to get high, I would have to then get a second pizza for my munchies and after that I would probably just go into a stoned food coma. Nope, this doesn't work for me and my lifestyle.

I remember reading some research a few years ago that said the age in which you suffered abuse (or began to suffer) had bearing on which addictive/destructive behavior a woman would be more prone in later years. If the abuse happened (iirc) before age 8, it would usually be more food, shopping, OCD. If after, it would…

My main thought when people comment that the celebrities shouldn't have taken the photos in the first place is "He who is without embarrassing photos cast the first iphone".