Brian? Is that you?

This guy didn't even give me THIRTEEN MINUTES to respond to his message:

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BUMPIT?

HO HO, THE PANTY IS ON THE OTHER BUTT NOW.

Her stance remind me of those parents who go all, "What are we going to tell our children about two men kissing?!?!".

That top photo she looks like Joan Callamezzo.

This article tells more about this very sad story, with this final detail...

I think I can win this.

Fucking stupid. My pup cost $60 bucks, is a clumsy fool, and a wonderful addition to our family.

what the fuck is this shit, universe? i have been trying for like a week now to come up with and be able to play a violin arrangement of Q.U.E.E.N. and it has been very discouraging because i am bad at the violin, and then you have motherfucking JANELLE MONÁE sing a song for sesame street about perseverance? what are…

Because she's thoughtful and activist, and her music is challenging and it asks people to look hard at themselves, and that's exactly what the masses don't want to distract them from their profound unease with the modern condition.

Perfect Mads you say?

Fuck it y'all, lets go get Doritos

I DON'T NEED THIS BECAUSE I HAVE ALL SEVEN SEASONS IN A SPECIAL EDITION TRUNK THAT I GOT ON THE DAY IT CAME OUT. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, POSEURS? HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS EMILY GILMORE REALNESS? (also: I am an Emily/Paris. What are you?)

It kind of makes me wonder - do celebrity superstars have insurance? Where does Kanye get his? Is it bought out-of-pocket, or paid for by his recording company? I don't know who Kim's employer is (her mother?). Does the Kardashian Empire come with a good dental/optical package?

They always say you should have insurance…

Thanks, I have watched the video ffs. Shit, I watched the whole episode! FFS!

If Mark does not do a 7 week series about owning a Pasta Pass, then my faith in the Gawker empire will be shattered.

Canadian Thanksgiving will proceed as scheduled on October 13th.

She clearly didn't send ENOUGH. Snacktastic didn't get one!