Tall, lacrosse, preppy Clubmaster fashion sense? Are they looking for Sterling Archer? Because I ...approve.

Actually, since she's using donor eggs (probably from someone in her '20s), there's no increased risk of the children having special needs. The pregnancy itself is potentially riskier to her own body, but — as many other older women have found out — the body goes on being capable of supporting a pregnancy well after…

Wardrobe should include: Driving mocs, Barbour coat, Half-Zips (at least 3, please send pics if possible), Ray-Bans (Wayfarers or Clubmastesr preferred, but open to other styles), loafers, Patagonia vest(s), Vineyard Vines, basketball shorts for me to sleep in

I didn't know about Ariana Grande before seeing her sing at the Fight Cancer telethon thing last weekend. Mimimister thought it was a talent show and that she wasn't doing too well. Out of the mouths of slightly befuddled 32-year-old men who don't give a shit about celebrities/show business!

Yes, when you spend ALL the money you make, you will, as a result, not have any money. Solution: spend less money.

Maybe they were aiming for the toilet and missed?

SEE YOU GUYS THERE!

Kinda, yeah. I mean, how are there to be consequences otherwise? You're not choosing to support SCOTUS - that's part of your taxes. But you are choosing to support the NFL. I mean, you can support your team if you want, but the way I see it, it is pretty hypocritical. Doesn't make you a bad person or anything.

I used to write a column for Portland's alternative weekly about my adventures driving a cab at night. I thought some of you might enjoy the first one:

I like that gif of Kanye acting like a normal human being while his wife is playing at being a fancy goose on the airplane.

What is this? Miley, I think you're doing glitter wrong, it looks like a rash. Here, honey, here's some hydrocortisone.

Again, this is social science, which isn't exactly ironclad at the best of times, so make of this what you will.

Good! There's only one good Chinese restaurant in my entire city and the saddest part of my summer was learning that they got closed down by the health inspectors. Probably on some trumped-up, bullshit charges. It was a total dive (they proudly displayed a review on their wall entitled "Good Food Belies Icky…

She is like 99% of parents right now. We are going through a time where children are the center of parents' lives. I'm old skool so I say "Honey, the grown-ups are talking now. Only interrupt if you are hurt or something else serious has happened, ok?" and people look at me like I'm the worst bitch in the universe.

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" has always struck me as one of the most classist "proverbs" to ever exist. Nice sentiment if you happen to be one of those people with enough money to do whatever the fuck you want all the time.

The last man I dated, I flat-out told him within a few hours of us meeting that I wasn't interested in children at all. I was like you, in my early 30s, and I figured that any man who dates a woman our age who doesn't already have children knows that the topic is maybe going to be important and is probably waiting for…

There should be a class on "Situational Awareness" taught every year to every child starting in 3rd grade. Things like: don't stop moving after exiting a restaurant/store/airplane; don't block the entire aisle at the grocery store; don't swerve across three lanes of traffic; etc. I'm sure we can find more examples.

Um, I would not recommend this.

I have a similar-ish problem with a classmate who was openly bragging about how much his scholarship was worth and trying to needle me about mine in the middle of a very small seminar. I told him it was rude to talk about money, especially in front of 10 other people who hadn't been as lucky and privileged as we were…

I'm a grad student and I've posted before about one of the girls in my cohort who spends all her time trying to figure out how much money everyone else has.