This picture made my ovaries do things.

There are things I doubt in this world. A thing I do not doubt: Kanye's love for that behbeh.

He definitely seems like someone that Santa Rosa could produce!

Santa Rosa.

I am obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio's recreational time. Have you seen the video of him dancing to MGMT at Coachella?

There's a lot of awful people in my native land, mostly in Alberta and Saskatchewan, who still buy their albums and go to their concerts. I fear he has an amount of money that could be described as "stupid."

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that thing is freaking massive. how can he afford that? is canadian money that different from american money? is it really one of those CZ rings from walmart? is it a re-formed ring pop with a shiny gum wrapper on top? y'all need to stop hate-listening to nickelback, he's making too much damn money…

I have a tattoo of Larry David. It's his head on an ant body. I call it "Larry David the piss ant".

I don't have a worst tattoo story but I do have a best tattoo story.

I'm very, very glad I was dirt poor in my teens and early 20s. I paid my way through college and never had more than a couple bucks to my name. If I'd had the money for a tattoo, I'd probably have all the icons from Depeche Mode's Black Celebration album tattooed on my body. Instead I stenciled them onto a jean…

I knew a guy once who had the classic drunken blackout tattoo moment, except that when he woke up with a brand new mystery tattoo, his was beautiful and said "Karate Explosion" in gorgeous script with pretty curlicues and stuff. Did he do karate? No he did not. Does he know where he got the tattoo? No he does not.…

Probably going to dox me but who cares:

Um, did we have sex? If so, and I'm sorry to tell you, the sex was bad. Really very bad. Don't get me wrong though, I'd have sex with you again, but that's only because bad sex is better than no sex. If you live in the PNW, we should make it happen (again).

Tabloids have finally hit this...

DO IT! LISTEN TO IT ALL! IT'S ALL SO GOOD. You won't regret it, I promise.

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It's good, but I think it's my least favorite of Hill's novels. Heart Shaped Box is entertaining, but NOS4A2 is a TREASURE!