1/10 Seriously bad trolling. Try harder.

Why else would Solange try to beat Jay-Z's ass and why else would Beyonce stand there and not interfere?

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SFSU. Images of eroticism. Doesn't every school have one?

REVERSE RACISM!!

Bitches will pry my pad Thai from my cold, dead hands. I am Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments-serious here.

My husband works at a high end resort in Marin County. The restaurant patrons are usually people who are staying there, but they do get a lot of locals. In Marin everyone is on some sort of restrictive diet, it is out of control. One evening, they seated a 5 top and one of the guests handed the server a piece of…

Needs moar lentils and diva cups.

Fuck Matt Lauer and his stupid, shitty, misogynistic questions; fuck Carson Daly for his sleazy, scumbag comments and fuck the networks that continue to employ these useless assbags that contribute to the viewing of women as second class citizens. Fuck them all.

I'm a pretty important person but I'm not "sell monogrammed coffee thermoses"-important.

I once complemented a SF Basic at a trendy Marina sushi place on her Alexander McQueen Scarf. Her response?

Yes. But just for like multiple DUIs and theft, so no biggy!!!

What?! Irrelevant?

I have a tattoo on the back of my head, now covered with hair as I grow it out. For some people, tattoos don't have a lot to do with being able to show them off, it's about getting something personally meaningful, like KO getting "Stories...". Maybe she doesn't care if other people know what it's about. Maybe she…

Guessing you've never been pregnant? You want what you want. Also, French fries in chocolate ice cream is the best EVER so I kind of can't wait to be pregnant again so my hubby won't side eye me when I try this.

She's not wearing them on her fingers, though. She's doin it wrong.

And like he just woke up from 1998. "Prozac nation?" Girl, bye.

I'm not a Beyonce fanatic, but I think it's a combination of how fun and girl-powery her music is, her dancing, how gorgeous she is (without being a size 2), and just her general ferocity.