I'm a voice woman, which made for some confusing times in my childhood when I couldn't decide which man I wanted to marry more:

A kicky pair of sunglasses lets you go peacocking, like Mystery Cat, world's greatest Cat Pickup artist and his signature underwater Jamiroquai hat

its so WASP and so beautiful.

Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly offer you - the rowing uniform.

Can we just give a shout-out to Turkish Oil Wrestling, the slipperiest sport in the world?

It's only semi-related I guess but this does dwell on a thought I had when I saw her in drinking buddies. I buy her as a writer, I buy her as a brewery worker. I don't think how she looks would disqualify her from any pursuit or profession.

I developed a renewed love for Prince when he made this the cover for his single. I love that he has a sense of humor about himself. That Chappelle skit was epic.

I'm assuming secret racists assume everyone else is a secret racist, too?

I've always had a crush on Gary Oldman, but he may have just killed my ladyboner. RIP PRECIOUS LADYWOOD. I HARDLY KNEW THEE.

My grandmother worked for Lane Bryant in the late 1920's! She said she put the clothes orders together. She lived to be 104 (she passed away last year) and she loved telling stories about going to work in "New York" when she was younger. She lived in Brooklyn at the time.

When I picked back up and explained to her that she had eaten the ice pack but good news, it's non-toxic, she yelled at me for putting her on hold, because she is very busy and doesn't have time to wait on hold. Busy eating ice packs, I guess."

I know, he's just... Like, it's unfair that someone that gorgeous exists. He's also more than pretty, he's got a great sense of humor to boot.

ONE INCOMPORABLE FOLK ESPECIALLY! Miss you guys on Saturday! <3 <3

I once made a Sims family that was all the main Buffy characters. Willow and Tara did indeed go for each and become involved romantically because, obviously. It was too many people to keep alive though so I had to let Dawn die, eventually.

Well my sister dropped out of college and is living at home because without a degree or certificate she only gets shitty jobs that pay little money. She is now back in school so she can hope to make it on her own one day. My husband and I have degrees and do just fine. There isn't one way that is best for all.

I'm not hating. 1. She acknowledged her life is easier than that of office workers, cause duh (hi Goopy!) 2. She is not spouting off about attachment parenting while employing multiple nannies (hear that, Alanis?), she is being honest.

Oh my GOD, fuck companies. Seriously, fuck this.

Yeah — can you follow-up on this? Was it something stupid like having your accounts wide-open with tons of "Hey, lookit how drunks I am!!1!!" pics, or was it something more benign like "Why is this dude a Facebook fan of Collective Soul? Pass."

Do you consider hiring a person for an outward facing position at a company in a highly scrutinized industry that describes his sex acts live on Twitter a wise decision?