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When Team Cat is ready to acknowledge denounce their own history of systematic violence.

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

I'm looking at you, people who think your dog is friendly and well-behaved enough to be off of a leash. You're all assholes.

I saw balls. Gigantic fucking ones hanging off of that cat's crotch.

Welcome to Bakersfield. Listen to a few Korn songs to get a taste of that town.

Ask and you shall receive.

NOPE. Unless America is one single wino, the market share doesn't count. France has a measly population of 65 mil. while you guys have 313 mil, and you've only now surpassed them in wine consumption? That's like going "WOOOOO Germany wins all the things because they consume more meat than Lichtenstein." Well, Jesus

I was at a work conference at a fancy LA hotel a couple of years ago. I opened up my nightstand drawer and found these items. The glob of lube is my fave.

She wears so many cozy pastels and never spills on herself. She's a seasoned red wine drinker of a caliber most of us will never achieve.

I love makeup malfunctions.

Maybe this fella got a hold of her:

My Gran was my matron of honor! She is my best friend and biggest supporter. So many people were initially surprised by my choice to have only my Gran stand beside me on my wedding day, but at the reception we both got many a teary eyed complement on our special relationship. Plus, there was zero wedding party drama.

You might find it helpful to learn more about the ways in which your body adapts to pregnancy. Our bodies do some pretty cool stuff, and thinking about it that way can help you feel more proud of it.

Per Emily Post:

Heavily tattooed professional here. No one I work with knows I am tattooed, or am completed sleeved. I dress modestly and keep it professional. Tattooed people aren't always about being on display.

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But how will we ever know if Levar Burton and his non-celebrity companion are safe?

Laura Jeanne Poon!

Thank you for not blaming all of California for Orange County. Although I spent some of my happiest days there, it's a terrible terrible place.