Wow, shocking number of comments here about her appearance or her being all sorts of names.

Hi Erin! Thanks for writing this. Leslie is a friend of mine, and you nailed it when you said this material would work best on a comedy stage. The bit she did on SNL comes from her stand-up routine. While her commentary isn't on America, but rather being single, it still destroys the audience with laughter every…

WHATEVER, JOLIE. YOU CAN HAVE MY CONTEMPO CASUAL SWEATERS FROM 1988 WHEN YOU PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS.

I like what the actor has to say about that here

I gave a guy a blowjob in Claude Monet's garden in Giverny, France. For a girl from Alabama, that's a pretty crazy location. It was a terrible blowjob, though. Sorry, guy.

this is the most important photo of all time why is it not front and center

My circle seems to just be trolling with the old names at this point. At a recent playdate, I had to contend with a Hugue, a Hugo, a Maxence, an Adélaïde, an Agnès, and a Marie-Neige (Mary of the Snow. I kid you not.) I'm trolling them back with my petites Parisiennes, Uma and Mia.

I lived in France and every other boy I dated was named Julien. Fact.

This is awesome: I love Paris and will take any excuse to stare longingly at pictures and wish I was there...

Ahhhhhh, I love this! BLESS YOU

This commenter is the worst/strangest/most amazing creature. "Damn I don't like u but my heart goes out too u but Saturday night hope u lose." Anti-choice, anti-Mayweather, anti-grammar, anti-spelling. ANTI-EVERYTHING.

NO1 CURR. Still hitting the Bell like it's going to kill me.

Road House is a national treasure! You leave Patrick Swayze's mullet alone!

I got married 10 years ago. I actually had two wedding dresses because we had our wedding in two stages, eight weeks apart. Part 1: We more or less eloped and got married on top of a snow covered mountain on the Continental Divide. I wanted to do the whole full-on bride thing, but didn't want to spend a fortune on a…

FYI - I tweeted about this and got fellow cat-enthusiast/comedian/director Michael Showalter to do a retweet to the GoFundMe page. He has over 300,000 followers, so hopefully this can help kick the vet bills in the ass!

I love me some Carol Burnett. I even had a red-headed doll that changed expressions when you cranked her arm which I called Carol.

ONE MORE WEEK OF STUDENT TEACHING!!!!!!

Uh, Cruel Intentions anyone?!

I'm the maid of honor in my BFF's wedding this summer and I don't have a fucking job. You have no idea how expensive a $150 dress and a $150 hotel room FEELS when you're broke and it's not even for you.