The only issue is that her back dancers (all actually Japanese) don't show any personality or humanity. Other than that, she actually made the video for a Japanese audience because she's gotten really huge in Japan. The director of the video is Japanese. The majority of the staff is Japanese.

She basically did a…

and it's best when there's lots of licking and sucking involved. And everyone ends up slightly sticky.

Aaaand cue the countdown til someone asks, "What, you think you're a fucking genius because you hate Creme eggs?"

Peepshi is fun to make, but way too much sugar to actually eat.

Just don't do it.

This is also what the (self-reporting) atheists cited in the Daily Beast article look like: young, white and with enough education/money to waste time standing on a hill contemplating their middle-class* ennui. Take a step outside communities that are largely represented by these demographics and we'll find the…

I'm not sure this juicy, but it definitely gives you an insight into how social media creepy I am.

I was like you, I was in grad school before Facebook was really a thing, and I didn't myspace.

A female coworker of mine, who is really sweet and kind (and even knowing this, I think she is the bee's knees), writes m/m erotica under a pseudonym that may or may not the name of her basset hound. So that's a thing.

My dad's Youtube channel. He makes tribute videos to 'fallen soldiers' (people he plays video games with online who have died or have stopped playing) and then adds really sappy music to it. It's the saddest/most unintentionally hilarious thing I've ever seen.

This has saved my life in the past. Reading Joe Hill's N0S4R2 I found myself holding my breath in one scene and thought "No, you're only half way through the book, that character can't die yet, it's okay."

That's not adorable. That's stupid. What kind of pretentious fucking knob thinks that that is clever or meaningful?

Lily Allen changing her act because she had babies is why I get sad when people have babies. I know this makes me an asshole, but damn it. No more pretending to blow the mic during the song about not getting off? Oh, the horrors. Someday her kids are going to find out that they were made by fucking, I wonder if her…

I insulted Prince...and he liked it. Short version - We were at one of his concerts that was a fundraiser for some charity. The venue held 30,000 people but only 5000 tickets were offered for sale. For some reason, Prince and the band arrived two hours late. (Unknown to us, the air traffic control system at the…

I had drinks with Khal Drogo. Eat your hearts out ladies!

I was in a bookstore somewhere in LA, and on a pile of books I found a Hello Kitty wallet. There was someone a few feet away from me, facing away, who I thought worked at the store. I asked him, "Hey, do you work here, I found someone's wallet." He turned around and I stuttered, "Uh, no, I guess you don't." …

Me and my dad were in the elevator at the Claremont hotel in Berkeley. A man got in. My dad says, "wow, you really have the Kurt Vonnegut look!" . Uhm... because it was Vonnegut. Awkward and awesome at the same time.

It was more surprising to me that my dad, who calls fiction a pack of lies, actually knew his name,…

Last summer I was at Spot Dessert on St. Marks Pl. Tyra Banks happened to be there with three friends. We happened to be seated at the adjacent table. (I basically shat myself in excitement.) One of them leaned over and asked us if we wanted their extra (uneaten) ice cream. I ATE TYRA BANKS' ICE CREAM.