Fuck that shit.

If only to get a Barbie cake for "research". I think I will research some cake myself today, then instagram it #weddingdiet #cleaneating #soblessed

YAY-yuh!

My inner OK! voice never sounded like Lil Jon but now it does. I thank you.

Are Jason Segel and Katie Holmes actually dating or is that just something Ok!* made up? 'Cause I don't know how I feel about Nick Andopolis dating both Jen Lindley and Joey Potter...

What makes me feel like a man: picking up really heavy things; getting paid what I'm worth; not having to worry about going out alone after dark.

"please know that this is how our family has lived for seven years"

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Richard Cheese does it better than all of them.

Usually when I order chinese, I order enough for multiple meals, because I like leftovers. But I always feel bad about myself when I see how many forks and fortune cookies they include. Sometimes I yell upstairs to a fake person that "the food is here" so that the delivery person doesn't know it's all for me.

Relevant.

I wish I could have paid for everyone's dresses, but I think we had a pretty good compromise. I had my girls each pick out their own dresses. Everyone has their own taste in clothes, their own budget, their own sexy body. So I gave my ladies a stack of paint swatches and let them go crazy picking out their own…

I don't want my kids to have this stuff because 1) I'm already addicted to it and maybe that would help me out and 2) YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS YOU LITTLE DROOLING MOTHERFUCKERS!

"I will never allow my children (if/when I have them)..."

I know it's hard and sometimes a mom has got to eat but putting a little ipad in front of a kid at a restaurant is missing some pretty big opportunities to learn how socialize a kid. The table is a place where people come together to talk and share a meal. This is where we learn social graces, how to hold a…

Like a lot of things I think this can be good in moderation. My SIL uses an iPad with her 2 and a half year old daughter and she was able to read and spell words using an app on it by 2. I have a 7 month old that occasionally likes to "draw" on our iPhones but most of the time she can play with a toy phone if she…