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Every time I read a post made up of Twitter conversations I get completely confused and realize I really have no fucking clue how Twitter works. I might as well be reading French.

An insider reports that Kim "went crazy on Kanye a few days ago when he opened a package of cookies in front of her." I don't think this is true because Kanye is too good for packaged cookies.

Back before Capaldo was announced as the next Doctor, someone suggested Janelle Monae should be the first woman to play the doctor and she was the ONLY person out of all the names thrown about for that that I could actually see working.

The Soup is going to dine out on this show for months.

Kim Kardashian was robbed.

Yeah that sounds hilarious, Doug.

Mostly, what I got out of this was that Miley got called racist, and she didn't even bother to actually read NinjaCate's article explaining *why* she was racist. So, she doesn't care at all about making sure she isn't actually being racist, she just doesn't even consider it a possibility at all, and can then dismiss

I got... this calendar:

YAWNNNNN.. just watch madonna's TAKE A BOW VDEO...thats how its done.....At least miley is learning from the best

What's to say Minaj and Upton don't deserve it? Just because acting isn't their first profession doesn't mean that they can't be good at it.

It's technically not a white board, but that doesn't make this movie look any less amazing. Nothing can compete with First Wives Club, but if this movie comes anywhere near that level of awesome, I will be thrilled.

I went to college with Lupita. She was a couple of years ahead of me, but we shared a couple of seminars. LET ME JUST SAY (!!!) that she is brilliant and (even) more of a feminist/super leftist than she shows in the limelight. Seriously, Jezzies: be a fan.

I'm gonna blow your little mind a little bit here: there are plenty of hetero men who like things up the butt. It's actually quite stimulating and relaxing. I mean, or so I've heard.

My husband and I did a little, er, slap and tickle last time we got a hotel room. In our post sex nap haze, we forgot to put away the accoutrements. When we returned from a lovely dinner and several drinks, we LOL'ed because our leather paddle, lube and vibrator were neatly lined up in a row on the nightstand all

People whose business it is who Kate Winslet's children live with:

I've never heard it labeled a "sleep under" but this is what some parents do with younger kids (5-8 yos) who aren't quite ready to sleep away from home yet. Especially if there is a real sleepover party and not all the kids are ready to sleep over but don't want to be excluded. The original article seems like a dumb

For me, this is one of those things where black women will likely differ. For the last 40 years or so, black women have been disparaged for not being wed, having babies out of wedlock, considered responsible for the destruction of black communities due to such out-of-wedlock babies, etc.

Like shit, can't I just feel good as Black woman in this society without someone having something to say about it every damn time (Black men, other Black women, white men, white women). Just let me be ride this happiness out for the rest of the week before I have to go back to being treated with contempt at work,

Not gonna lie, I was pretty disappointed Jezebel didn't eviscerate Lady Gaga for featuring R Kelly on a track called "Do What You Want With My Body." URGH.

You guys. Can we not just appreciate the sentiment instead of wondering if she lit-rally wants to ban calling people fat?