I watched the visual album from start to finish as she intended. And I won't lie watching "Pretty Hurts" made me burst into tears of joy and validation. I turned to my boyfriend who was watching with me and said "I love her so much." And I meant it.

Dude. No. Don't be one of those respectability politics types who tries to pit different expressions of sexuality by BW against each other. You do know that Janelle Monae explicitly talks about the dangers of doing EXACTLY THAT in her music, yes? I completely agree that Janelle deserves more love than she gets, but…

I personally was thrilled with the Janelle Monae album this year. I haven't seen so much as that girl's neck bone but I find her so entrancing and her music really speaks to me. For some reason her in a full suit is more appealing to me than B's round naked rump. She just has a sass and voice that really do it for me…

Aww, you must feel so special. It really irks you to have the hard work of a black woman acknowledged and lauded for the achievement that it is, huh?

Oh geese, why do your most amazing things - your down and your fatty liver need to be problematized. Just get in my jacket and my stomach.

The thing is, Santa is SUPPOSED to be magical. So why not just tell kids this:

I have on many occasions considered changing my username to something Ab Fab related. I may share a first name with Burt, but my spirit guide is Patsy Stone (with a little Yzma and Edna Mode in there for good measure).

What I cannot deal with is the fact that Beyonce has a song/video in this album with a quote from Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie about feminism:

I was holding it together pretty well until "WHERE'S FERNANDO?!" happened and now I am crying!

She is currently one of my professors, and if I had to pick ONE person to be a fedral judge, she would be it. I am in awe of her brilliance, poise, and how she justs ~*knows*~ things. And she is so incredibly kind and fair. And she has a reverence for the judicial system and the Constitution that only comes from…

We're Christmas Caroling now bitches! I'm dying.

Retta needs to HOST, man. I would watch the shit out of that.

They're going to. The biggest flaw of the books was that we are limited to Katniss' perspective and they said they would change that in the movies.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least to find out that she is one of our illustrious Gt members who regularly uses her Friday wine glass on Tuesdays.

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Lets take a look at Special K's past advertisements...

My colors are Blush and Bashful...

Hey y'all: preemptive strike. If you think this is a space to talk about your personal sexual preferences in terms of nationality, ethnicity or race, it's not! XOXO LUV YA

NEVER FORGET!

Heck yes. If this had happened to my college chums in San Francisco, when we were all 22, everyone surrounding the engaged girls would be wielding gun-hands on themselves.