That she’s a beard?

The white women in bikinis and headdresses... for fuck’s sake, it’s 2015.

it’s a situation where two douchebags are screaming at each other and you actually agree with one of them and you wonder what’s wrong with you.

To be clear, Bianca Jagger did it first, and did it better.

Amandla is a great role model not just for black girls, not just for girls in general, not just for teens in general, but for everyone. She is intelligent and wise beyond her years and I thank her parents for raising such a wonderful human being. The world needs more Amandlas.

As a person who loves language I’m annoyed she used the word “diss” for “this”. We have heard her speak. We know she doesn’t speak like that naturally so there is a linguistic fettishization going on as well. Also, Amandla Stenberg is so articulate and smart and everything that the Kardashian/Jenner family isn’t.…

FUCKING AMANDLA STENBERG FOR PRESIDENT OF EVERYTHING

You are a fucking monster, Bobby.

I think we have to remember she was 16.*

Young millennials make me feel like a freak for not constantly photographing myself. And for giving no fucks about social media. I’m doing life wrong!

I’m going to count that “Harry should have married Hermione” interview as Rowling’s Go Set a Watchman.

To Ms. Rowling!

I just don't go because I always manage to sit in front of the person who smuggled in an extra large super crackly bag of chips and who spends 90 minutes eating them one agonizing chip at a time...

I don’t understand the first gold medal comment. I grew up in NY and lived in NYC for a good portion of my life. There is this thing called the subway that will take you from park slope to other parts of NYC where the workers don’t call one another “faggot” and roaches and rats don’t run across your feet. I know that…

They do. However, to do it to the chick you just beat for the 17th time, the chick who is supposed to be your biggest rival even though you’ve been whooping her ass for 11 years, and the chick has said all kinds of sideways shit about you— that makes it shady.

Eh. Replace them both with Ross Matthews. I liked when he subbed for Chelsea Handler. He’s fun. And not a meany.

They didn’t even put in the best part, he thinks that he did a good thing because now the play is getting publicity. He was also drunk. There is no detail of this that doesn’t make me shake my head at how badly his parents screwed up at raising this very special snowflake. I mean, his MOM was the one who apologized. I…

I live relatively near LA and travel to NYC almost every year, mostly to see theater. My husband and I trek to LA when we hear of anything particularly good. By and large the NYC theater going crowds are so much more respectful. They show up on time, turn off their phone or at least look embarrassed and quickly turn…

This makes me SO ANGRY. What with the the plugging in and the phone ringing and all this business. When you enter a theater, you are signing a social contract. That contract says you sit there and be quiet and in exchange you are entertained.