One day my mom picked me up from preschool and my baby sister was not in the car. So I ask where she is. “Oh, I sold her into slavery.” I started crying and she laughed. And people wonder why I’m a smart ass.

Ripper Street. That’s all I’m gonna say

He may get to derail a presidential bid.

I still have my Hans Solo action figure.

Joss would write the hell out of a Black Widow film.

I was heartbroken so I was like fuck this shit, I dropped out of University, got a job at Dennys, and eventually figured out how to get a work visa for England. I convinced my best friend to come with me. We ended up in Oxford and had the most epic year working, watching up and coming bands like Elastica and…

I love that because she couldn’t be an extraordinary actress,she had to be an extraordinary idiot.

AKA a herion addict

I watched a piece about JCPenney that showed the ”fair” price for a kettle next to the same kettle marked down 40% after the CEO was fired. The marked down kettle was more expensive than the fair price.

She also does shows called Before Your Vows. I’m kinda embarrassed that I know that .

I watched that episode. She accused him of being a little gay.

1. I am a teacher in large urban area. 2. I am white. 3. I am a second generation teacher. 4. The reason there are more white teachers is the profession is truly looked down upon by the public, the pay is not equal the amount of work and responsibly, and there is really little to no ability to bring your personality…

Megyn Kelly occasionally says something on point. Usually, she’s bat shit crazy, but she has her moments. Shep is the same. Although I think he’s high half time. I mean, even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.

I went into Lane Bryant today. I like their workout clothes but their sport bras run so small.

I’m loving RiRi right now. Bitch better have my money I loving dedicated to my school district.

I’m all about shirtless Kevin

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Some people like kosher turkeys because you supposedly don't need to brine them. I'm not big on brined poultry but that's a thing. I think some people think kosher means clean as opposed to a specific religious process, as well.

What about Fred Durst?