If Gwyneth switched places with me for 24 hours, she wouldn't be able to hack it. I'm not saying my life is particularly hard but she would be stumped trying to do my job and go to my boring ass teacher meetings. And to say you're like common women is so gross. She's obviously not heard Common People by Pulp.

If that guy is a ten, I must be a 1000. "She's mad and I know why. Simply because she's not I." Ugh. I kept watching it, hoping for a dime kind of hint that it was a joke. Nope. 100% legit. 100% terrible.

I probs don't even know what EDM is because I'm a grown ass woman who likes real music. "Burn down the disco! Hang the blessed dj because the music that they constantly play, it says nothing to me about my life!"

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Bruce definitely called her fat.

If you have a Planet Fitness nearby, it's only $10 a month. Lots of equipment and no pressure. No frills either like dance classes or yoga, but if you just want to lift weights or do cardio, it's great.

I've always thought of her as the coolest one, if a Kardasian could be cool. I too have started a workout regimen and am starting to see results. It has done wonders for my emotional state. I love working out.

Straight up Oakland! You go girl!

According to my vet, older female dogs tend to put on weight after a like ten years. Also, I've put my dog on the light food and she still didn't lose weight. I agree that keeping your animal trim and fit will likely prolong their life but so will taking care of their oral health. Just like in humans, health issues…

TayTay may not be rolling her eyes but her body language says she's not really feeling Palin.

I love my fitbit. My sister and I cheer each other on. I started working out at lunch. I joined a gym. My sister and I take walks on Sunday with each other. In the two months I've had mine, my cardiovascular health has skyrocketed as had my self esteem. Beyond that, my out of control diabetes is now in control. I…

I love milk and milk products. I will not stop. Milk helps me sleep at night. Also, almond milk is junk science. Do you ask know how much water it takes to grow an almond let alone to macerate it in more water? Three gallons per almond! If you're against milk or the unfortunate lactose intolerant, drink water. Stop…

I love your breakdown of the audience. Hilarious

I don't like award shows but this was amazing.

I'm more disturbed that Iggy Azalea life choice in thinking Papa John's is pizza than her questionable music. I'm pretty sure that anything else would be better than Papa John's.

"Don't judge me. Judge Judy" Fabrice Fabrice

Dayum Angela Basset! A ma zing!

I love Marshawn Lynch and his love of Oakland. I don't think he gives a flying f about these toads. They just showed how classless they are.

I wonder how "beautiful" it would be if his wife or daughter or sister were raped and became pregnant. I'm not wishing that on them but I double dog dare him to spin that yarn if it happened to someone he loved.

First, I watched this and Lynch said he didn't like super violent games, he likes Mario Cart. He didn't punch the other woman in the twat on purpose. He said that he's button masher and basically that move was the finishing move. Women weren't the only characters that were being brutalized in that game, all characters…