It's almost like, at the end, she had to throw up her hands, because. .This is ridiculous!

This picture had me rolling.

This goes to show, real people are more scare than ghosts. I live in a house that was built in the 1920's. Luckily, it's not haunted although I find religious iconography in weird places. However, one time I was sitting my living room, watching TV. I felt like I was being watched. However, the windows in the living…

I don't get why everyone has such a wide on for Jay and Bey. Bey has a couple of fun songs but in no way speaks to me, as a performer. Jay is half as interesting as her and has a third less good songs as her. They are calculating, as in reciting all the decimals of pi. In other words, le yawn. Maybe I'm a music snob.…

My parents used to leave me and my little sister at home while they went to the big city of Fresno to see a play, once every few months. I must have been 11 and my sister, 6. I tried to make a cake in the microwave using a large tupperware bowl. Well the cake didn't work and the bowl melted. Like melted, melted. All.…

His farts sound like a rip off of Bono.

This company also makes a Dr. Who one too!

I have a terrier chihuahua mix who does this to me everyday when I get home from work. It's more painful than it looks.

I'm reading the first book right now and just finished the chapter after Jamie bursts into Black Jack's office. Good place to stop. I almost spoilers that. Oops. I guessi have time to get starz to watch this because of its as hot add the book... Oh my.

My sister had her senior pictures done with our dog Elmo and that was 1996.

"And omfg when they sing "na na na" well it just kills me, becoz I found these boys at "na na na" <33." What does this mean? I feel like I'm missing a crucial part of this because I don't speak the teenager.

Not making an excuse for the dude but maybe it was a slim Jim pepperoni. I mean, it's pre lubed.

Some people are pathetic and sad.

Drunk Matt Damon is my favorite thing ever. At least this morning. How do you like them apples?

They look kind of cool to me. I can think of more nightmarish things.

I love you Jennifer Lawrence but Coldplay? Coldplay? I mean I guess it could be worse. It could be Bieber or Maroon 5. But ugh. Plus you might have to deal with Paltrow. It's like a whole of icky all rolled up in one.

I thought the fake beard was funny until I read the true story link. Whoa. That's just... um. Wow.

From his Wikipedia page, 'What is your peace all about? What is your comfort all about? Where do you get your love? Where do you get your talents?' And I can turn to them and say without blinking, 'Jesus Christ.'"

What a stellar, stellar human being. I mean, wow.

Chick-fil-A should be banned because of the wellness policy in California.