If you blur your eyes just a bit and imagine that this administration is a global crime family, I don’t think you would need to change a word.

I like Bailey Bond. She can shorten Bailey to Bail, and call herself Bail Bond. Then call her dad, tell him what she did, then tell him to go and fuck himself.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Don’t get me started on professional athletes. Between their parents’ genes, the support of family and coaches, and the hard work they put in, it just comes across as kinda weird that they insist there’s more to it.

But this is about Scientology and they do some messed up things.... you’re pulling the ol Trumper “but but but her emails” nonsense.  Get a life. 

At no point did I say Scientology is innocent. Clearly, I am comparing the sins of Catholicism, Islam, Jusdaism, Sikhism, Mormonism (more child fucking and early american savagery against native peoples) and many other religions to Scientology, which grossly pales in comparison.

I just watched “Cancer: The Emperor of All Maladies” and that was driving me nuts! People were being like “can you believe god made such a miracle treatment?!” OMG no, the doctors and scientists who tirelessly labor to save your deluded ass made it. 

My sister-in-law on Facebook after my nephew winds up in the hospital for the umpteenth time and they’re saddled with huge medical bills: “God is really showing us that we shouldn’t worry about money and that He is truly in control!” Yes, God decided to repeatedly hospitalize your child to teach you that you shouldn’t…

Melanie has a lot to learn sartorially speaking.

And a sleeveless dress.

Also - if you’ll just step into the Way Back Machine for a moment - Jackie Kennedy used to get crap for wearing European designers.

Sorry, Scott, all this insistence you’re having lots of post-breakup sex - very sexy sex! - leads me to believe you’re sitting at home in the dark listening to Post Malone’s “I Fall Apart” while you sadly masturbate in between sobbing fits.

The thing is...I am absolutely more successful today than I would have been if I hadn’t had an abortion at 16. It was the smartest choice I could have made, not to mention I didn’t want to have a baby. 

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Seriously though can you imagine the collective scream from men if women genuinely took this advice? I would maybe have had sex once every three years, and now that I’m done having kids I guess my husband is done having sex! Forever! If men have a problem with it they can take it to Scott Lloyd. 

Like he’s gonna sit there and tell us that every time he’s had sex, he was 100% making a lifelong commitment. Bull. Shit.

“I sort of doubt that abortion was a key step on their path to success.”

Lloyd argued that women shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to give birth:

The original ruling was based on a technicality that the lower court screwed up the prosecution. She’s probably building a better case against him so they can uphold the verdict this time. 

Fair point, that actually caused me to pause and give some thought to my oriringal ‘why would she go there’ reaction.  Thanks!

I think you have to actually tell him that though. You can’t expect him to just GUESS that you’re a dirty slut.