And Jim Irsay immediately places another order for one of these bad boys...

Ryan Mallett: [gets really pissed]

Everyone’s chasing the next Trent Dilfer.

I think some of it has to do with not wanting them to be mentally or physically beat up when they are not ready to run a pro offense. They probably have visions of David Carr getting sacked 12 times a game.

I’ve tried to explain this before, people. He’s not butt dialing and he’s not having a stroke. He’s the world’s foremost Twitter Acronymologist.

Looks like Peter’s getting comfortable enough with tweeting to start getting cheeky.

An infinite number of Peter Gammons asses ass-tweeting an infinite number of times will eventually tweet at Rihanna.

Man, I increasingly just feel awful for RGIII. It’s basically old news at this point, but it’s amazing just how unlucky he is.

Came in for the Joe Theisman broke something jokes! Don't let me down!

Jay Gruden must have ordered a code red.

Hmmmm....if Griffin ends up missing a significant chunk of time, I can’t decide whether that takes Washington from a 3-win team to a 4-win team, or from a 3-win team to a 2-win team.

Obviously Michael Smith is new to football. If he was a true fan, he’d know that RGIII has had plenty of breaks in his career.

“Robert, how does your shoulder feel?”