So you’re telling me the Bills have Percy Harvin, IK Enemkpali, and Richie Incognito in the same locker room? This is going to be a beautiful disaster. It is like the island of misfit toys.

My God, what is it with these former Florida Gators constantly wanting to kill people?

I was like, ‘Whoa, buddy, I’m your teammate! Let’s get it together and let’s go out there and kill people.

It’s the Oklahoma Drill of legal entanglements.

But what brings them together is a mutual longing for death.

Don’t try to sell me on this lumbering turnover machine before I’ve seen his fat ass play a single down.

This thoughtful and insightful look in to what the Buccaneers might be able accomplish does not belong in this post. Hate or get out. That’s the way things work around here.

John McKay coached the Bucs during a 26 game losing streak. Here are some of his best moments:

Ah, that glorious gif. Shortly after that play, my mother asked “can we change the channel?” My father and I, in unplanned unison, said, “NO. We’ve earned this.”

Poppers, pills and penicillin

The Ref is in perfect position to call the play but the turnover is so unexpectedly bad that he just falls on his ass trying to get out of the way. It's just fantastic.

“What do you think of your team’s execution?” - reporter

Why Your Team Sucks is back, and, honestly, I’m happy. I can see the light at the end of this miserable, football-less tunnel.

Why your team sucks is back! YASSSSSSS!!!

I love how this play was so amazingly awkward, even the official fell on his ass.

FINALLY!!!....[Shits in hands, throws it all over the office, strips to his socks and runs from the building screaming, “The first sign of the start of the 2015/16 NFL season is here!!!”]

I loved eating raw marshmallows as a kid, and continue to do so to this day. Countless people have told me this is weird or disgusting to eat them anywhere outside of the context of s’mores, and that this is akin to eating mayo out of the jar where most people are able to only enjoy it on a sandwich. I find this point…

Fuck those little packets of “hot” mustard. It’s trash. I want my mustard to feel like Messi kicked the back of my sinuses through my skull when I use it. Most of the time that shit is just straight up mustard.