Why don’t you want the turkey to enjoy itself? :(

Good job. You’ve cross contaminated the onions, the beer, and the remote.

Man, that scene.

It’s like
(First blade lits)
“Awesome, Jedi fight”
(Second blade lits)

I haven’t watched the prequels in a long time. Maybe not since they came out. This:

Yes I remember seeing this movie well. The acting was poor the CG was whelming, the plot... meh then it WHAAA .....

DIIIIAAAABBBBEEEEETTTTUUUUSSSSS!!!

It’s all great until the cart tries to murder everyone.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Is..is this guy serious?

HA HA HA HA HA *sob*

A motorized cart is a luxury compared to the embarassing options across the pond

Having watched Andy Reid’s incapacity to properly manage a clock for 14 seasons, this may be the most satisfying comment I’ve ever read.

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

Few people remember New England only won the Tuck Rule game after sneaking out of Foxboro Stadium and imploding it with the Raiders still inside.

The NFL is doing a spectacular job of making me give less and less of a shit about it. (I should note that I’m a Bills fan, so I’ve been consistently conditioned not to give a shit over the last two decades.)

Their tacticians were recruited from the old Trade Federation. 2D blockades in 3D space, what could go wrong?

to construct a blockade around the entire star system