DIIIIAAAABBBBEEEEETTTTUUUUSSSSS!!!

It’s all great until the cart tries to murder everyone.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Is..is this guy serious?

HA HA HA HA HA *sob*

A motorized cart is a luxury compared to the embarassing options across the pond

Having watched Andy Reid’s incapacity to properly manage a clock for 14 seasons, this may be the most satisfying comment I’ve ever read.

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

Few people remember New England only won the Tuck Rule game after sneaking out of Foxboro Stadium and imploding it with the Raiders still inside.

The NFL is doing a spectacular job of making me give less and less of a shit about it. (I should note that I’m a Bills fan, so I’ve been consistently conditioned not to give a shit over the last two decades.)

And Jim Irsay immediately places another order for one of these bad boys...

Ryan Mallett: [gets really pissed]

Everyone’s chasing the next Trent Dilfer.

I think some of it has to do with not wanting them to be mentally or physically beat up when they are not ready to run a pro offense. They probably have visions of David Carr getting sacked 12 times a game.

I’ve tried to explain this before, people. He’s not butt dialing and he’s not having a stroke. He’s the world’s foremost Twitter Acronymologist.

Looks like Peter’s getting comfortable enough with tweeting to start getting cheeky.

An infinite number of Peter Gammons asses ass-tweeting an infinite number of times will eventually tweet at Rihanna.