Man, I increasingly just feel awful for RGIII. It’s basically old news at this point, but it’s amazing just how unlucky he is.

Came in for the Joe Theisman broke something jokes! Don't let me down!

Jay Gruden must have ordered a code red.

Hmmmm....if Griffin ends up missing a significant chunk of time, I can’t decide whether that takes Washington from a 3-win team to a 4-win team, or from a 3-win team to a 2-win team.

Obviously Michael Smith is new to football. If he was a true fan, he’d know that RGIII has had plenty of breaks in his career.

“Robert, how does your shoulder feel?”

So you’re telling me the Bills have Percy Harvin, IK Enemkpali, and Richie Incognito in the same locker room? This is going to be a beautiful disaster. It is like the island of misfit toys.

My God, what is it with these former Florida Gators constantly wanting to kill people?

I was like, ‘Whoa, buddy, I’m your teammate! Let’s get it together and let’s go out there and kill people.

It’s the Oklahoma Drill of legal entanglements.

Don’t try to sell me on this lumbering turnover machine before I’ve seen his fat ass play a single down.

This thoughtful and insightful look in to what the Buccaneers might be able accomplish does not belong in this post. Hate or get out. That’s the way things work around here.

Ah, that glorious gif. Shortly after that play, my mother asked “can we change the channel?” My father and I, in unplanned unison, said, “NO. We’ve earned this.”

“What do you think of your team’s execution?” - reporter