So when Han Solo comes “home”

Han Solo’s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
There is no natural selection, only the animals Han Solo allows to live.
Han Solo can burn fire.
There used to be a street named HanSolo, but they changed it because nobody crosses Han Solo and lives.
Death once had a near-Han Solo experience.

That’ll never happen unless you get a Democrat ran congress and executive branch. The Oil companies do not want mass public transportation systems, they want everyone to drive their own cars with a full tank each or fly planes with full tanks also.

But how do they fucking work?

It’s incredible how casual this is. It’s a whole other plane of reality that - thankfully - I have never experienced.

It is simply staggering the amount of time and energy we as a species put into destroying things and then fixing them because of warfare. Just think what we could have accomplished had those resources been free for other pursuits.

So you’re telling me the Bills have Percy Harvin, IK Enemkpali, and Richie Incognito in the same locker room? This is going to be a beautiful disaster. It is like the island of misfit toys.

My God, what is it with these former Florida Gators constantly wanting to kill people?

I was like, ‘Whoa, buddy, I’m your teammate! Let’s get it together and let’s go out there and kill people.

You’re telling me that season one of R&M was tame and this season is going to be more crazy!? I’m in!!

Jason Biggs as Scorpion strikes me along the same lines as Topher Grace as Venom. It should not be, makes no sense, and yet the pure stupid absurdity is something I kind of want to witness.

This thoughtful and insightful look in to what the Buccaneers might be able accomplish does not belong in this post. Hate or get out. That’s the way things work around here.

Ah, that glorious gif. Shortly after that play, my mother asked “can we change the channel?” My father and I, in unplanned unison, said, “NO. We’ve earned this.”