HOT TAKES DON’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!!

11. Games now lasting 3.5 to 4 hours.

The drunks in the stands at NFL games are all murderers and degenerates.

Ten reasons I’m sick of the NFL, and it has nothing to do with age and experience:

This is the wonderful dichotomy you get when a majority Conservative workforce only keeps its jobs due to that devil Union protection.

Dear Santa Clara cops,

He’s all stocked up with a case of Campbell’s for each week in the season, another for each bowl day, and his special bowl is ready

Barbacoa

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Read the headline as “Let These Fucks Bat in Peace”, thought this was going to be the last Cardinals post.

#Dona7d

Getting liquid cheese shot in your eye is known as the Allegheny Steamer.

Watching Phelps swim in tonight’s relay was like getting an unexpected moment of perfection from someone you’d already spent years forgetting about. It was Kobe’s 60-point game, but in the NBA Finals.

You ready for this? Get ready for this. You ready?...

Here’s a look at how much Louisiana taxpayers are giving Tom Benson, the state’s richest man, to keep the Saints in New Orleans. It’s been 11 years since Benson tried to use Hurricane Katrina to break his lease and move to San Antonio.

Those assholes don’t have a mother. They shot out of Buddy’s nutsack that way. Fully grown.

Plot twist: but the wish was to be told off by a major leaguer.

Hancock insisted “we don’t make decisions based on television numbers.”

I love this man. He’s not clowning at all, and can pull this shit with a straight face. And in addition to being a BAMF, he’s also is a wise, sensible businessman. He’s like a paradigm of what an NFL star should be.

Conspiracy Theory is certainly among the top paranoid thrillers of all time, and definitely superior to Enemy of the State, which is the Joe Dumars to Conspiracy Theory’s Dennis Johnson. The question remains, though, is it elite?