And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

Years ago before the internet my local cable company had an “international” channel that would broadcast Italian Serie A soccer games. For a few amazing weeks, the Italian announcers went on strike (lol) and so there was nothing but crowd noises. It was eye (ear?)-opening. Since then I have wished for the ability to…

He’s definitely not in playoff form.

#Beliembus

“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”

We said Salvation Army. Not the Little Sisters of the Poor.

Oh, so now my penis doesn’t count?!

I suggest rethinking that whole “Over 38" thing, guys.

“...heroic feet ...”

One series? Did he rape somebody at Baylor?

If you’re paying less than $5 a pound, you’re buying ass

Then explain how nasa took all the nazis and formed the fake space program

The name “Saban” is now shorthand for an emotionless, workaholic shitbag who treats his players like chattel (and has the revoked scholarships to prove it) and his family even worse.

I feel your pain. As a white father to a biracial son, I shouldn’t be having to have the kinds of talks I’ve had with him lately. He’s a kid, I shouldn’t have to tell him to ignore possible bigotry. I’ve gone to painstaking lengths to make sure he hasn’t heard the n-word yet. God help the people that call him out of…

It’s OK — we’re getting a new Wall, and Mexico’s gonna pay for it.

I think think Wall and Beal would both play better if Ted Leonsis had a better lease deal on the Verizon Center!

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

Isn’t Cleveland the Cincinnati of the Midwest?

(slams window shut) (opens window back up) AND BUILD SOME AFFORDABLE HOUSING UNITS (quickly shuts window before hail of eggs pelts him)

“Donald wasn’t really interested in the children until he could talk business with them”