Great usage of ‘chucklehead’. It’s an underrated insult.

Hey now!

Rip Torn or go fuck yourself

How about we call him 3/5 of an enemy combatant and we calls it even? That's how the constitution works, right?

That's stupid and you're wrong

I grew up in a Stillers household so the pull of the yinzers was strong. Go Pirates!

A combination of Goodell, too many commercials, and most importantly, the injuries. I’ve had a few concussions, broken vertebrae, broken ribs, torn up shoulder, etc and I have no desire to see these guys give each other dementia for 12 hours on a Sunday. Also fall weather is great, I’d rather be outside then watching…

I suck at fantasy but then again I always have. Only reason I still do fantasy is my draft is basically a college reunion every year. If it weren't for that I never would have started

#allrepliesmatter

I stopped watching/caring about the NFL years ago. It's been liberating, come join the party!

Have we ever seen Harambe and Tom Brady in the same place at the same time?

This.... is why I don't watch football anymore. Giving up on the nfl has been a liberating experience, I suggest others try it. Starve the Ginger Hammer and he won't survive.

#saudiskilledharambe

The steady decline in the quality of the product, Roger Goodell being a power-hungry moron, the sheer length of games, and the horrible long-term injuries a lot of players will die early with has directly coincided with me watching less and less football over the last 6-7 years. I think I watched three games start to…

I'll only show up to Dodge City if we can go to Velvet Lounge afterwards and get hepatitis. Your move.

Could he BE digging on that song any harder?

Dickweed, I’m pretty sure the point of protesting police is not to say they’re unnecessary but rather to say there is a need for cops to actually protect and serve instead of harass and kill. They are public employees and not above reproach. Maybe they should stop being emotional and do their jobs. Now, hit me with a…

Did the bad man hurt your feelings? Maybe they just need to get to a safe space and calm down a little bit. I bet they're all millennials.

The tacos are great. Maybe the best tacos I've ever had. But if I had to choose between the tacos and the mail, I'd have to choose the mail.

Shut your fucking taco hole, tacos ain't no goddamn sandwich