Homer? Arigato! Mr. J Votto.

Bear Richard Kimble is a good bear. Human is a poor Tommy Lee Jones substitute.

It strikes me as really important to remember that sportswriters fundamentally are entertainers deriving their usefulness off the work of other entertainers. An elite athlete’s job is much harder to be good at than theirs (hence the pay gap). Athletes are also held to a more objective standard than writers are.…

The Sixers just signed Endless Turgid Slog to a 14-day contract.