Warm Iron City stolen from my parents garage. Probably 11. Split it with my buddy in the woods with some Benson and Hedges cigs he stole from his parents. Jesus that was awful.

It’s just impossible to fence off 2000+ miles of roadway over three weeks. The starts and finishes have barriers but that’s about it. It’s a fun tradition on cycling climbs (Google Dutch Corner Alpe d’Huez) until someone has a few too many and inserts themselves into the race. Good on Froome and his tiny wrists to hit…

Yes

This is fucking fun to Bob Walk. Bob Walk is fucking laughing.

Yes, on NBCSN

I like Nairo Quintana to finally beat Froome. And Peter Sagan to ad-lib some stage wins. And Daniel Teklehaimanot to win King of the Mountains. All great motors!

Goooooooo Jostens!

The key word is ‘title’ which Ovechkin and Harper have yet to deliver. Harper is still very young but Ovie has no excuse.

I’m very sad to admit I watched an hour of this last night. It seemed liked a new Will Arnett sitcom about a comedy actor at the end of his career reduced to hosting terrible award shows that nobody watches.

I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio man.

I’ll always love Flower for his ‘08 and ‘09 playoff runs but I can’t stand to see anymore playoffs of Crosby’s prime go leaking through his pads. The Pens have another wide open window for the next few years and I want Murray in the cage.

I'm pretty drunk right now and haven't raped anyone. It's not that difficult if you're not a violent psychopath.

Holy shit I can believe that's a real thing that actually happened.... and that's when he was past his prime!

They both went to Hornqvist. Horny provides vital screens and net front presence for Sid and Sheary. I once played a similar role on my crappy college hockey team, go the net and attract defenders so my more skilled linemates had more room to create. Works like a charm.

Don’t mess with the chemistry. Hornqvist provides a vital net-front presence that creates room and screens for Sid and Sheary. Hornqvist provided the crucial screens on both of Sheary’s goals. Keep all the lines together. I have a feeling Geno is secretly injured (looks like he was favoring a wrist last night) so he…

There's no shame in being the fan of a perfectly average team. There's always next year!

No.

I mean, you have to have offsides rules in sports like soccer, hockey, or football. If not you’d just have guys standing by the goal or end zone waiting for the ball or puck to come their way.

... but are you the best fan?

Fantastic placement by Crosby, vasy probably thought he was going glove side. For a left hand shot, with momentum going the other way, to go high blocker requires some confidence and a ton of skill. Hopefully it gets Croaby out of his slump. They’ll need him and Geno producing to make anymore noise in the playoffs.