Technology is incredible these days. I didn’t think it was possible to mic up Art Briles’ conscience.

Oh FFS...UNLESS THE SOLDIER IN QUESTION SERVED IN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR OR FOUGHT FOR THE UNION IN THE CIVIL WAR, THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PROTECTING ANY OF OUR FREEDOMS.

Please tell us how overrated Beyoncé is, how she can’t sing, how you don’t like her, and how you just don’t get her popularity. The rest of us will wait here with bated breath. #queen

Depending on the pope, he might be into that. I mean, I think there was a 50/50 chance that Benedict XVI was.

I exclusively do this in front of “one million moms”.

I’m convinced that people who do not latch/lock public bathroom stalls are perverts who get off on being walked in on. There’s no other explanation that holds water.

You are correct. I forgot this about Drake.

Rihanna is still WAY TOO GOOD for Drake, but I guess congratulating her with a billboard is a nice enough gesture. Rihanna’s response only made me love her more though.

I wish this worked to melt my heart. I still hate Drake.

HIGH FIVE, OCTO!!

Silly, a “colloquialism” is where you go to learn after you graduate from high school. And if you are a women it’s where you go to find a husband obviously.

I read it by mistake and now I’m very into nail polish and Zac Effron.

First rule of feminism is never talk about feminism.

Well, technically, the Sky is No Man’s, so the Women actually own the Sky. The Men have to make do with the poisonous, uninhabitable ground and the penis animals.

You know, Octo, some of them keep saying it’s based on homo sapiens but the root word of sapiens is penis. It’s so sexist.

This is a tough fire for me. I live right at the bottom of the cajon pass and have been going to wrightwood/lytle creek for years. I have friends who live there and this fire is not looking good at all.

Colloquialism? It’s like colonialism, I think, so I’m against it.

feminist manifesto

again, i plan to stop working when i find a rich husband so stop telling me which sexism battle to fight jfc

I’m petitioning to drop the name ‘woMEN’ and call ourselves ‘wombvaginas’ instead