They’re muslims so thats literally the last thing they would take credit for.

after 28 years as a famous South African big game hunter

As it is written in the book of Elephesians 13:3, “And Lo the tusks were found upon the land so created by the one true Elephant. That they might trample upon the earth and that the ivory might be a beacon unto its people.”

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

My favorite part of the Avril is dead conspiracy is that is started in south America and there is a blog called: Avril Esta Morta , sometimes I whisper this to people on the subway.

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III couldn’t possibly be racist, he’s just a huge World Surf League fan, as Hawaii is considered it’s own sovereign surfing nation. If there’s one thing we know about Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, it’s that he’s got surfing on the mind all the time - not the racism.

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

 That Jennifer Garner story is missing important facts! Like what kind of kitties did she hang out with? Which ones did she give head skritches to, how many gently headbutted her (out of love, of course), and which ones demanded belly rubs? Were there wrasslin’ kitties, just like there are in my living room right this…

I will only be happy about this if Noel Fielding does a whole episode as Old Gregg.

http://www.nme.com/news/tv/noel-fielding-accused-of-doing-blackface-in-new-artwork-2049144

^^^ That doesn’t look great.... Also wtf? Old Greg is going to be on the Great British Bake Off??? Is there going to be a Bailey’s challenge?

Don’t be mean to my goth boo Noel 😡

why do I kinda love this? Noel Fielding looks like the cybergoth son that this family has chosen to accept 

Preach it, sister!

“I would never want to feel like I was playing a character that was offensive.”

You clearly weren’t around when missionary won when it was sex versus chocolate several years ago.

*steps up to microphone*

Tavi Gevinson is one of the biggest cultural dissapointments. Especially in this ripe new political environment. I loved all her writing and have followed her from the very beginning. She had intellectual vigor, character, and societal insight like no other.