Conjurings have proven that chicken blood mixed with a pinch on ground goat hoof curse cancer. Or causes cancer? The reading was unclear.

Shaman>doctor every time.

My dream is to do it in front of the pope. That is when I will know I have made it in the world.

And this is why I just pop a squat in public and stare at each person who passes directly in the eyes while shaking with rage.

This is the best thing i have ever read, thank you for bringing this ray of light into my life.

His eyebrows. They are terrible.

It’s all fun and games until she is on her period and wants to drive his goddamn precious Bugatti to go to the drug store. SORRY FOR EXISTING DRAKE.

DONT TELL THE MEN ABOUT THE HANDBOOK

I am in my period so I am not sure why you are being so mean to me! I JUST WANT THE SKY. Is that too much to ask!?!

No DUDE? So now you are ignoring dudettes in the comments and women's right to the sky? NICE.

Thought? Thinking? Lady folk aren't allowed to do that.

So now you get the land and the sky? So fkn sexist.

huMANity? Typical.

So now men are trying to blame letters for their oppression and sky stealing. HOW FAR WILL YOU GO?

So you admit they are trying to trigger us? ITS ONLY PARANOIA IF MEN ARENT OUT TO GET YOU

Why are we building things? It is just like a man to put a woman to work while he plays his video games.

I just use it to store my tampons tbh

I don't understand why Mario won't spin in a ball and smash barrels. What is happening?

We take men being out to get us and our sky very srsly.