I am pretty sure the studio who made this game is full of MEN. Thinking about how they can get back at woman. So they took our sky. Pretty sexist imho.

Who?

Oh no. Only male. Only ever male. EVER.

Castration?

You mean wimminkind?

What is a colloquialism? Is it sexist?

Oh heeeeeeey.

Hold up, are we in a court of law? Am I a judge? A member of a jury? A lawyer?

We can all agree that, real or fake, hair or hedgehog curled up and stuck on the back of his head, IT IS FUCKING GROSS. Right? Cause ew. EWWWW.

If you add Norman Mailer to this story it would be the trinity of THE WORST.

Looking for another snorlax so I can level mine up on Pokemon go.

Canoeist? Really? That is so dissapointing.

I mean, Jesus could be performing miracles on the platform and I would ignore it because I am probably hot and just want to get where I am going, goddamn it.

I choose to believe he just has a very assholey sense of humor but is a handsome man. A handsome nice man!

I love your brother more than you.

Nick? Is that you from the after life? I have a message for you...

After sex I just crack their ribs open and eat them, that way they are not ALLOWED to speak.

So wait I am confused...

OMG I loved your work.

Do you eat meat? That so sad. I have an informative pamphlet you should read about plant based diets. It will change your life. /s