Today was a good day by Ice cube. Not for the funny ice name but because it is an excellent fucking song.

Whatever. With guys teams I root for whichever team is the most attractive. If I can’t ogle and objectify then why bother?

I am torn because on the one hand, KITTTTTTTIES.

No thank you sir, I am going to have to pass on the ride in your Cadillac, your denim on denim is a deal breaker.

Ahem...

I found one random ally and LOST HIM. He ran from me. I was so heart broken.

I find Moriarty so goddamn attractive. Yum.

SNORLAX.

Well then I just don’t know if I can believe you were ever at the hallowed ground that was TRL.

OMG. THE PIECES ARE ALL FALLING INTO PLACE.

What the fuck. Why would you post this? People read this shit at work AND OR people don’t come to a story about pictures and videos stolen from a woman to scroll down to the comments to see porn. Seriously. Why.

WHAT WAS THE NUMBER ONE SONG?

Right and wrong matter... UNLESS YOU ARE KILLING WOMEN IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA IN THE LATE 60s, AMIRITE TED!?

The RNC is fucking insane.

Well no. A lot of people aren’t compatible with hard contacts because they are really difficult to get used to and wear. There is a thing called intects which is t readily covered my insurance and there is a cores transplant which is the last possible option. WITH ALL OF THESE OPTIONS, your eyes sight will never be…

I'm 28! I am very grateful I don't have it in both eyes.

I can still see color and shapes! Just, no details or words or anything that isn’t a big blur.

I have keratoconus in my right eye and am legally blind in it. WOO.

Okay but her water wing floatation dress is nice. And that is all I care about as a wimminz.

Okay but like... What kind of Pokemon? Because is it is just another trash bird pidgey, I am out. Say however it is a nice rare Pokemon THEN I'll care.