it is very very oppressive

ah yes WAR

can’t you see that it’s a problem that men have to penetrate everything in our society?

I want to meet the person who reads this and thinks, “this article is Very Serious and I must respond to this Very Serious article.” I want to meet you and understand you and tell you that you too can one day be happy.

my favorite disney princess is ariel whats yours

I believe you’ll find that it’s no man’s sky because we squid conquered it first when we learned to fly millions of years ago.

AGAIN with the bridges! Bridges are just penises over bodies of water.

finally someone gets it

i just like the word lady because ladies are like princesses

That’s because he hasn’t fallen in love with Zelda and found the triforce yet. THEN he will be able to do that. But when he gets the sword, he will be forced to use a weapon instead of brute force.

i bought the game and a console but i can’t play bc i can’t find a man to figure out the wires for me so i can play it

I don’t like first person shooters and the graphics are not THAT impressive.

Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Because men are awesome and women don’t explore anything, they just complain about men being fucking amazing all the time.

all the bridges in my town are for men only

Is this satirical or are you really trying to pull teeth on the only thing that applied gender in the whole game?

they allow bobby, staff man, to write the funny posts bc women aren’t funny

It’s “No Man’s Sky” & not “No Woman’s Sky” because of the glass ceiling, obviously.

I hope at the end of the game you reach the center of the galaxy, and it’s just a woman at a desk, tallying up how much rent you owe for the hours you’ve spent inhabiting her sky.