Curled up hedgehog.

Ah, gotcha. Carry on.

THOSE people! Now we have to comment only in Spanish and eat tacos every Tuesday.

As a black woman I have to get this off my chest. If I see one more black man say this shit was brought up because of Birth of a Nation I am going to scream! I have known about this for at least 3 or 4 years you didn’t want to know don’t start with the conspiracy theories.

How is Jezebel still writing posts on this story in such ambiguous terms? It seems no other case with such clear evidence (multiple witnesses, him inviting other attackers, intimidating her, not taking responsibility) would get anywhere near this type of reception. I get that we want to be supportive of a…

It’s actually a parasite, and he doesn’t even know it’s there; in addition to acting as an anticoagulant, the thing’s saliva also numbs the site where it’s inserted its barbed proboscis so the host doesn’t notice and try to dislodge it.

The NBC commentators seemed pretty convinced that Aly had a really good shot at beating Simone after her routine - she pretty much stuck every landing whereas Simone had a couple of hops. I’m definitely not knowledgeable enough to say whether she should have been scored higher, but I’d be curious to see what other…

what an incredible games for USA womens gymnastics. for aly to come back like that is awesome.

thank you!!

Oy vey, thank you. “A gross gun-obsessed lunatic stole a macho bullshit trophy from a gross, dick-waving manchild! ZOMG!” Fuck both these assholes and fuck everybody who keeps their cult of assholery alive.

Hemingway, Hunter, Mailer et. al are the kind of writers I’ve read so much about that I can’t seem to form any kind of realistic opinion about their actual work. They’ve all been copied/venerated/mocked/declared passe` so much that I just don’t know if “Hills Like White Elephants” is really as striking as I remember…

I SO agree!!!

would rifle through his home and steal his prize antlers

Those guys usually are pretty built up in the upper body. It’s not like it was one of the competitive shooters.

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS ON A TRAIN PLATFORM.

Same.

Cute, but he stole her thunder. I don’t know if I’d have been okay with him stealing my shine with a proposal. But she loves him I guess.

Plus, he’d probably just be shaking people down for change anyways.

I like you very much.