I can see that my article lacked clarity. Let me answer your first question: I would fuck her. 100% she is fuckable. Your second question is a little more complicated. Do you remember America 50 years ago? Pretty great right? Now go back in time and call it Australia! BOOM, that is where she is from! America in the…

She’s from Australia. I would fuck her. As I said she is from Australia and you have to think about what that means: she is Australian. I would, in fact, fuck her.

following sexual assaults in Cologne allegedly at the hands of immigrants, the police were hoping to avoid generalized anti-immigrant backlash.

This is going to make The Ailes angry. You would not like The Ailes when he is angry.

And here I have just been going to town squeezing bottles of talc into the my lady bits. THANK YOU FOR SETTING ME STRAIGHT, SCIENCE.

To be completely fair ‘a black male who was selling music cd’s and wearing a red shirt threatened him with a gun.’

Wait, I’m sorry there is an asterisk next to the second amendment that everyone is concerned with protecting that says *does not apply to non whites.

They did not know it was illegal for him to be carrying a firearm for all they knew it was his god given second amendment right to have that weapon.

Look at him SHOWING OFF in this trailer. We get it Donald, YOU CAN SLEEP. Cocky bastard, flaunting his lack of insomnia in my sleep deprived face. TOUCHE DONNY, TOUCHE.

It’s a little bit conspicuous that you don’t mention the fact that he’s a registered sex offender because he was convicted for performing sex acts with a minor. You also don’t mention that he was on probation and thus, his carrying of a weapon at all would have been illegal.

He can go on a bedroom tour after he gets fired. WHY WONT SHONDA THINK OF US WHEN MAKING THESE DECISIONS!?

Starting a petition to get Jesse Williams to my house. FOR REASONS. (Sexy reasons!)

...I thought we were making nacho jokes?

Vladimir with his Donald hair! Total feminist.

You seem like you have a chip on your shoulder.

But salsa is made with tomatoes so don't all nachos include tomatoes? Unless you eat hot sauce on nachos in which case, get out of here you weirdo.

Why do they hate women? I wish I knew.

I snorted. Excellent.

Well like, not the tomatoes.