DONT SAY THAT! If it rains I won’t get to go in the pool and then this trip will be a complete bust! I have family I am visiting here and the only good thing about visiting family is hotel pool. That is just a fact.

I am on Route 66! It has rad little shops and stuff but God... ARIZONA! Whyyyyy.

I love slugs. THEY ARE ADORABLE.

Also ate pizza.

I drove to Arizona with my family and swam in the hotel pool! I HATE ARIZONA. BOO.

My papa would hear this and say ‘this shit ain’t country music!’

I will be your grandmother. I am only 28 but I always carry hard candy and extra tissues.

YES. FUCK YES.

Honestly, most things are better than the tap water where I live in California. It is so bad.

Whhhhhhat? Are you... Okay? Is someone there from Dasani forcing you to type these terrible things!?! THE SAFE WORD IS WALRUS.

I am so sorry. I will keep you and your baby in my thoughts sending you all the best vibes.

Also, our tap water is terrible.

I live in San Bernardino county I am not sure if that is considered part of the IE but yeah. The single use bottles are trash. TRASH I SAY.

YEP! Like I know it is a super privileged thing to be like, OH THAT BOTTLED WATER? GROSS, IT TASTES BAD BRING ME ANOTHER BRAND!

Ben Schwartz understands my life. His slogan is way better than mine which is just ‘Dasani, it only tastes like garbage water!’

He seems likely me a dumpster fire disguised as a human. ‘A woman would be fine, God, whatever stop being so whiney about it Nancy, what are you, on the rag!?!’

Seriously. I am ready to rumble with people who bad mouth Lindy.

What the fuck. That is grounds for physical violence in my opinion. Make my cats sick and I will destroy you, pretty much. I'm so sorry you had to deal with that.

IT IS TRUE, HE WAS IN THAT VIDEO!

NOPE.