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Which teams jersey are we talking here?

WOO! Happy voting day to you!

Whhhhhhhat!

Of course I have.

WHAT DOES ONE WEAR TO VOTE AT SEVEN IN THE MORNING? A gown right? Something that says, LET’S BALL ROOM DANCE!

California primary tomorrow! HAVE I MENTIONED HOW EXCITED I AM?

raping and sexually abusing almost 24 children between the ages of six months and 12 years.

I would cry for that person. Cry forever.

Ohhh, I’m sorry I didn’t realize a doctor had diagnosed him!

They will study me, FOR SCIENCE!

I’ve never even seen her naked. STOP TRYING TO SHOVE YOUR NUDES DOWN MY THROAT KIM.

I’m always thinking of england... ALWAYS.

YOU KNOW, when I am trying to get sexy with someone I always ask them if they want to go back to my place and have a paranormal investigation. They are always really disappointed when I bust out my EMF meter.

SERIOUSLY.

NO ONE EXPLAINED IT TO ME. That is your bad.

Are they sexy ghosts? CAUSE IF SO I AM IN.

SO, I have to fear being raped, I have to watch my drink at all times, I have to not go out at night alone, I have to carry pepper spray and a knife at all times, AND ALSO, I have to hold men’s hands and explain to them OVER and OVER and OVER what rape is and why it is bad and why they can’t do it.

Really?

As kanye wraped his mouth around The Donald’s completely normal sized cock, despite the size of his hands, The Donald slurped the long noodles of his eggplant parm.

‘Donald, just for this aftrenoon over this lunch special, I don’t want there to be any wall.’ Kanye ran his hands through Donald’s hair and as his toupee fell off Donald moaned his own name.