nope

6/6/16

Oh man. We should write some erotic olive garden fanfiction.

6/6/16

You have no idea how turned on I am by Donny wearing tiny Donny nipple tassels. WHEN I THINK ABOUT TRUMP I TOUCH MYSELFFFF.

6/6/16

I am pretty fond of a lot of them.

6/6/16

Will Donald be in heart shaped nipple tassels, y/n?

6/6/16

Besides, some people flaunt how much they want to get murdered and then act like I am doing something wrong when I start murdering them. MURDER TEASES.

6/6/16

Unless someone explains to me daily IN GREAT DETAIL that I am not supposed to murder people and why I am not supposed to murder them, I will probably end up murdering people. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO MURDER PEOPLE?! NO ONE HAS TOLD ME IN THE LAST 20 MINUTES NOT TO DO IT!

6/6/16

The only way to reduce rape is for men not to rape. BUT MEN NEED THAT EXPLAINED OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER TO THEM. You know, just in case since the last time you explained how not to rape a person it changed and they can now freely rape someone!

6/6/16

When he was saying that shit I turned to my mom and said ‘He probably played football.”

6/6/16

Not if it is Olive Garden. Nothing can ruin Olive Garden. NOTHING.

6/6/16

Kanye doesn’t sleep, so a 2am show is perfect. Kanye doesn’t care if HUMANS sleep and have work on monday. He is obviously a cyborg, cyborgs do what they want.

6/6/16

Why can’t women just say no convincingly?! IT IS CONFUSING.

6/6/16

I don’t understand why it is our responsibility to take men by the hand and EXPLAIN TO THEM how NOT TO RAPE.

6/6/16

I like it because it is never like he is talking down to them. He respects them. He never acts like, OH I AM DAVOS, I AM OLDER AND WISER. He is so humble and just relates.

6/6/16

Like on a scale of 1-10 how sexy are these eyebrows your boyfriend has? Seriously, eyebrows are one of my weaknesses.

6/6/16

Wait, he wants to build a wall? CITATION PLEASE. THIS IS NEW INFORMATION TO ME.

6/6/16

My ups and usps guys are the best. I have good relationships with both, casual conversation, always deliver things by hand, christmas cards eith gift cards for them at christmas. They are great dudes.

6/6/16

He needs to be on the Iron Throne. That would make me, SO HAPPY.

6/6/16

Which means he is going to die, right? GODDAMN IT.

6/6/16

I am rooting so hard for Theon. I want it to all be worth it for him, somehow, someway.

6/6/16

Excellent, I only have five years on him.