Holy shit. IT WOULD BE AMAZING. Get Hollywood on the line.

Ugh. Red and yellow are my favorite.

Did you feel the pull of the gummy worms too?

single white female, WITH GUMMY CREATURES.

That is so awesome.

Spears is always showing off her collection of dead people in bodies of water. It's like, we get it, you murder people in water. Your not a girl, not yet a woman. OKAY, FINE.

You love me way more than circle k does. THE TRADER.

And the lady insulted me by saying ‘we have sour patch kids...’ Like there is no difference!

Did I wake my brother up at 3:30, force him to drive with me to circle k for sour gummy worms because I am afraid to go out at that time by myself because I am a female only to find out they don't sell sour gummy worms!?! YEAH I DID, STOP JUDGING ME JANICE.

My Memorial Day weekend has been spent starting my period, killer cramps and listening to the podcast limetown.

So who is everyone’s favorite beauty person in YouTube!?

Those aren't baby socks THEY ARE KITTY SOCKS. Awww look at the kitty slide across the hardwood floor in his sockies. WHO LOVES WARM FEET!?! KITTY DOES!

I don't think Martha Stewart has hundreds of babies buried in her immaculate gardens, but if one were to dig in certain palaces I would be very curious to see how many baby skulls OR WHATEVER would be found.

Also one of the Pyrex bowls I bought exploded in my microwaves? I assume someone had dropped it and it had invisible hairline cracks and it just couldn’t take it anymore? I was so perplexed and shouted ‘NO PYREX! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!’

Everytime I see a cheap Pyrex bowl I buy it. I have the weirdest mix and match collection going. My grams had the perfect set of those pretty blue with like snow flakes on them, now my uncle has them BUT SOMEDAY, I will go there like a raccoon in the night and steal them for my own.

I am in... Can I bring my own cats!? If yes then I am in if not then fuck it I will live in this terrible world with them.

How are you still in the grey!?! Howwww!

The fact that you think that commenters are taking up for it just because it has women in it and that if it is bad they wouldn't say anything because WOMEN, makes me think that maybe you aren't being truthful when you say you don't care if it has ladies in it.

I could see feminazis ruining everything. A female version of hitler would have taken over way more countries. She wouldn’t just sit around being sad about her tiny penis and failed art career. She’d get shit donnnne.