Just googled Jeff Goldblub today. STILL WOULD.

Young Jeff Goldblum? WOULD and SHOULD! Sadly not could. If you catch my drift.

Patent pending.

What’s that? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS I MADE OF THE FLAMMABLE DOUCHE.

Ohhh heyyyyy. *weird winky face*

I understand and all of that. Abusers like to isolate and dominate without coming off like they are isolating or dominating. I get that.

Are you saying your boobs make you able to SEE better? My god. You have four magical boobs. I should never have taunted you!

Well that is fucking SHITTY. Fuck ‘friends’ like that. Fuck ‘friends’ who are not honest. Fuck ‘friends’ who fear being ‘kicked out of your life’ more than your emotional and physical safety. Fuck ‘friends’ who talk to other friends about how shitty your situation is but never say anything to you. Fuck ‘friends’ who…

Yeah I have very large boobs so I can’t wear them but some boob havers can make them work! And when they do? Totally foxy.

HEY FOUR BOOBS. NICE BOOBS, FOUR BOOBS.

So is that a thing people do? Watch abuse and toxicity build up and up over time and not say ANYTHING to their friend who is being ‘affected’ by it?

Into it!

Looooved this show.

Kind of off topic BUT NOT REALLY;

RIGHT? Are we talking about Burzum and Virkenes burning churches and murdering someone THEN getting released and charged with inciting hatred against Muslim and Jewish people?! And the guy from Emperor killing a gay man and and and, honestly the whole 90's Norwegian metal scene was pretty racists and terrible with…

Oh god my cat, Kittoun, does this thing where he like MOAN/GRUMBLES and then blows out really hard. If he were rolling his eyes at the same time I would think that he was a teenager. AND IN FACT when he did that shit when he was a teenage cat I would tell him to shut up and go listen to his Morrissey albums. He is…

You are so brave!

You are not pathetic. You love your cat and it is amazing that you are trying to give her the best life she can have. Try to enjoy your trip but allow yourself to worry and be gentle with yourself! And just think how lucky your cat is to get to chill with her aunt for 9 days and how happy she will be when you get back!

Did your dog give you a judgey look like ‘Which one of you decided this was a good idea?’ and then shake it’s head?

So I was I went back to watch some more walrus, as one does, and it was a close up of ones face! And you could see all his little whiskers AND THEN HE STUCK HIS LITTLE TONGUE OUT.