Haha you are both amazing.

Ugh, modcloth is the bane of my existence since they added plus sized things. I WANT SO MUCH.

Frogs and toads are so charming to me because I live in the desert. I wanna kiss all the babely amphibians.

Nope. I could only eat them with ketchup when I was little but they always made me feel sick. TURNS OUT I can’t deal with most dairy products.

I would be temped to put my hand on the other side of hers and say ‘I’ll never let go jack, never...let...go’.

Gosh, your aunt is kind of a badass for still wanting to visit with people. I don’t know if I would be strong enough. Still sending her so many good vibes.

Yay! Go you!

Ohhh. I just finished Headscarves and Hymens why the middle east needs a sexual revolution by Mona Eltahawy, it is non fiction essays about the middle east and feminism and all that good stuff. VERY GOOD. This week I will be reading (non fiction) Shrill: Notes from a loud woman by Lindy west, Sacrifice, Violence, and…

When this whole thing goes down in flames, I will be a-emailin’.

I will do their bidding. By the power of the tusk, in the name of the weird whisker thingys THAT ARE SO CUTE OHHHMYYYGOOOOD.

Okay so maybe just A FEW THINGS!

Water. All of the water!

Those walruses have changed my life for the better. I haven't killed anyone IN DAYS!

Goddamn it you are quickly becoming my favorite.

Now is not the time, Angel!

I understand completely. I’ve been listening to eagles of death metal for years and now I am kind of rethinking my love.

You remember the movie Wall-E?

What the ever loving fuck did I just read. I...I don’t even know what to say to that article. Taki’s magazine has maybe literally rendered me unable to function?

That is exactly what I was thinking ‘Back in my day the racists said the jews were running hollywood! OH HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED.’

You should totally read the article. The entire thing is baffling.