Oh my gosh. LET’S MAKE IT A PARTY. We can invite everyone from Jezebel and if anyone stops us we can just say ‘Listen MAN, we are just a bunch of feminist trying to destroy the patriarchy!’

I just feel like anything anyone says about this in the comments is going to be wrong. There is no good way to comment on this article.

‘I don’t need a prenup, I am in love!’

It was just awfullll. I want my money back. Not that I paid to see it or anything but goddamn it, I want it back.

You say she acts but I DO NOT BELIEVE IT.

Would he do it while being black? Because...if he is still a black muslim communist, FUCK IT.

you know what was worse than the dog apology video? THE RUM DIARIES.

I've never heard of them, but I will. Oh I will.

He just rips open his shirt, is covered in tattoos and just starts saying ‘You wanna fight? I’m bad mother fucker, I will BURY YOU.’

Oh god and if we were talking hardcore in GENERAL?! It would take me FOREVER to make a top three. I don’t know if I could. Top five would be easier... THE LOVE I HAVE FOR HARDCORE...THE LOOOOVE.

Agreeeee, Bad Brains was so good.

Agreed.

And they aren’t wearing little black shorts. I am looking at your Henry.

Do you prefer Minor Threat or Fugazi? INQUIRING MINDS.

We can watch this and say

Holy shit I could totally see Biden in a pit.

Wont be the last time someone tried to purge the Kurds! BECAUSE EVERYONE IS FUCKING TERRIBLE.

Excellent song, excellent brawl.

But not a zz top beard? Why do you hate zz top? Why do you hate beards?

Now I just assume you have a zz top beard. And I can’t tell if he is angry or blushing but since I said you were my favorite I am going with angry. You just have to accept it. Shhhh. Shhhhh.