You are my favorite.

I did but then I stopped for no reason at all other than I accidentally deleted the app i used to listen to podcast. GUNNA GO LISTEN TO IT NOW THAN YOU HAVE REMINDED ME.

I’ve never found Milhouse so attractive...

Even when I am killing someone I am poor. THANKS AMERICA.

Are we going to take America fishing?

Also, would you rather vote for a KNOWN SERIAL KILLER (Like Ted Cruz, or any other serial killer)or Donald Trump who probably hires out to have people killed?

This reminds me of the piece John Oliver did on Sunday about presidential primaries...DID WE TALK ABOUT THAT ON HERE? I can’t remember. Anyway, IT WAS SO GOOD. I fucking love John Oliver.

Okay but my twat doesn’t stick out and you can’t really poke it through clothes when I am aroused. I mean you CAN I guess? But it doesn’t have the same effect. BUT! If my partner just randomly poked my nipple when it was hard I would be okay with that. It would be silly.

First, that is why I said when I have permission.

Don’t all women poke men’s boners with cattle prods? Or fireplace pokers just out of the fire? If not then you need to get with the time y'all.

No one gives a shit about indigenous people. Ever. At all. The fact that they wont disappear despite everything we do to wipe them out (like the subhumans they are?) SUCH A BUMMER.

Right? I am all for poking boners playfully! I WILL POKE ALL THE BONERS PLAYFULLY! (when I have permission to be that playful, of course, I am not just going around town with binoculars looking for boners to poke...YET.)

American weekend is my favorite album too! I love sleeping to it. WHICH ISN’T TO SAY IT IS BORING, just super depressing and good. Which are two of the best things, imo.

I love waxahatchee so goddamn much. The Julie ruin is good too but...WAXAHATCHEE IS SO GOOD.

Do ittttttt.

Um, also? Can we talk about how FUCKING BEAUTIFUL Hasan Minhaj is? Cause... I definitely want to touch him.

Last time I went to the club a guy asked me to dance, so I did and in the middle of dancing he just casually rested his hand on my breasts. Like, yep, we danced half a song, I guess this is what happens now. When I walked away my friend was like ‘It seemed like you were okay with it.’

I don’t even like it when people look at me for too long in public. The ONLY time strangers have touched me in public it has been grabby dudes and one time I should have called the goddamn cops because YOUR HANDS DO NOT GO UP MY SKIRT IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORE, WITH TWO OF YOUR BOYS WATCHING, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

I don’t see many punk girls anymore but they all probably have this. That and the head shaved just bangs look. Ohhhh the good ole days.

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