Couldn’t happen to a nicer giant bag of flaming horseshit.

Yiddish insults are always the best.

She isn’t going to fuck you dude

Fuck off this “they go low, we go high” it doesn’t work. He dunked on her and she should slither away and stfu.

It might seem quaint to you, but as a kid who grew up with other kids telling him that he killed Jesus it is still fucking disgusting to see a movie in 2004 reup that hardcore bullshit.

my wife did know the guy who smashed the 40 and yelled “scatter” but she was not at said party. I assume her cousins were.

He will definitely show you the life of the mind.

My wife and her cousins went to HS with Mulaney and he is seriously the nicest guy ever. Whenever we ran into him in NYC he would always stop and chat. 

yes a fellow MP. This was before the UK shipped her to us.

the one about barney frank’s nipples. Hands down.

or...or you can fucking read the article about why you shouldn’t vote for Joe Fucking Biden.

I abandoned The Walking Dead in the second season. It felt great. Just let go. It will be ok.

Ben’s Asse

Well, that district is the Southwest suburbs, not exactly “Chicago Democrats”.

“and when we went back, holy shit” kills me every time.

Now is a good time to remember he died in a diaper on the toilet.

Everyone loves Hot Saucerman.

But where does Nick get his hot salads?

Sabres fan here.

when liv started shouting “makeover” I was totally hoping Rebecca was going to fall through the window.