Celebrate, like:

I was thinking the same thing... quaint? Out of all the words in the English language that’s the one the author lands on?

Did they attend any parties with him where computers were shat on, pool tables broken and family photos stolen?

Are you telling me that this guy gets off on doing standup specials?

I hate to credit a Hooser but Billy was robbed on that second throw by ghosts.

Now that I’ve seen John Mulaney live a few times, I COMPLETELY see his style in Stefon writing. And I’m sad for not being allowed in the room when they come up with this shit. Mulaney rules.

Brett Hull should run for congress.

Excuse me, miss, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

Did someone say balls and Ken Marino?

Arigato Heyyy!

I’ll one up you in coolness. I was also in high school at that time and my parents went to see it. My mom loved it so much she implored me to see it. That kind of threw me for a loop, but I saw it a few weeks later and probably a 100 times since. My friends that went with me all loved it too. I’ve known very few…

What the fuck are you talking about?

I also think Peele looks incredible here.

I slept w/you because I like you

I never ever want to watch this but now I want to know every single thing that happens in it

no u

Your country already officially sucks.

I actually almost linked that piece. But as someone who has both personal and (somewhat limited) more personal experience (these drugs killed my sister) with this subject over the last couple of decades, I wanted to not single out the Sacklers as the sole cause here. They aren’t, though they’re still evil as fuck.

So @dril is a celebrity, right? Cause that’s mine.